This dress is the comfiest dress ever!
That’s my lady. ;]
If it’s 3am and you find yourself in a world of complete despair
Please do not turn to strangers on the internet for solace as I did
Please climb onto my bed
And I will hold you until the demons sleep
If it is Thursday morning and you are too sad to move
I won’t force you
I will buy ice cream and we will watch your favourite tv show and I will remind you of your importance
If you feel as if you have no purpose
I will remind you that you were created entirely with love and every pain you feel, I feel too
When you’re sure you can’t go on anymore
I will tell you that when I was 21 I searched for peace at the bottom of a vodka bottle chased by a bottle of pain killers
But that five years later
When you were placed in my arms in the delivery room
I realised that you were why I had been holding on
Without realising it, you saved me, do you know how amazing that is?
So if you ever feel like grabbing that vodka bottle, put it down, we will get in the car and I will drive until the sky turns magenta
I will show you how the sun rises every morning to encourage you to rise too
Sweetheart I refuse to be unaware of your sufferings
As my mother was to mine. Your mental health is my priority. (via be-fearless-brave-and-kind)
Reptar’s first trip to the park! :D
Chameleons worst nightmare lol
Is he dead now? What if a screaming child ran up and tried to use the swing. Even if you could shelter him quickly the quick movements themselves would likely stress him if the sights and sounds and smells havent already paralyzed him… I had a chameleon when I was 5 and I never ever dreamt of putting her outside. I only ever held her for a few minutes at a time. Hopefully this guy is some kind of super chameleon who doesnt get stressed.
Obviously there were no children around, or I wouldn’t have put him in a position where screaming children could frighten or hurt him. And no, he is not dead. Just a happy little Cham who occasionally likes to get some natural sunlight. :) And! He actually enjoys being held, perhaps it just depends on the chameleon and what his/her personality is like.
Having a chameleon when you were 5 does not make you some kind of expert. Also, what do you think they do in the wild? No, you’re right. All chameleons since the beginning of time have lived safely indoors in man made tanks. Fucking idiot.
I’d like to have someone to make dinner with.
You do: ME.
It’s like The Phantom of the Opera meets Gangster Squad meets Batman (obviously).
This will look awesome in our living room :P